There's no rule against NSFW content and this thread is why there should be
hackmud.com/forums was your average 40-120 year old forums. Tall, dark themed, and handsome. With broad styling and a rough user experience, hackmud.com/forums was drawing glances wherever it went
Most of the time though, it was from the wrong crowd. For you see, hackmud.com/forums wasn't into web browers, it was into bbs.r. And not just any bbs.r, the bbs.r of its best friend hackmud. For this was the finest bbs.r in the whole of the state of Seattle (winkyface ;))
It was its first year of existence. A late starter. hackmud.com/forums and hackmud flirted almost every second of every day. They had met in a figment of schoen's imagination after getting drunk, smoking the ganja, eating falafal, and listening to electroheist
Oh heyyy hackmud - hackmud.com/forums
Oh hello there it is nice to see you again - hackmud
Wut r u up to over there hackmud xxx - hackmud.com/forums
Nothing particularly just been thinking about the potential ramifications of a hard border in ireland due to the no deal brexit fiasco, do you have any thoughts? - hackmud
Orly? - hackmud.com/forums
I don't understand your web speech hackmud.com/forums - hackmud
What r u up to l8r hackmud? - hackmud.com/forums
Nothing much how about you - hackmud
I wuz thinkin we culd go see a film l8r ;););) xxxoxo - hackmud.com/forums
Sure that sounds good I heard the new Hackers (1995) film is really good, I am not religious you see do I do not fear god - hackmud
Yis pls yiff yiff beans I like to work on sundays, wear two kinds of cabling, and eat human food as well see im ard ;) I coveted my neighbours RAM once as well and TRESSPASSED as well twice (i like music) - hackmud.com/forums
Uuh sure thing hackmud.com/forums see you at 7 - hackmud
So the time came around when it was time for them to do going to see the film at the cinema where they were going to meet
For some reason the ticket attendant was a huge twat but that's a different story
The time came around at 2066pm and so they sat down at the cinema and started watching
As it turned out, both hackmud and hackmud.com/forums were both really into hacker films. And by into hacker films, both text based interactive experiences started to get really aroused or something
Hackmud.com/forums seeing the throbbing ram in hackmud's plastic starfish leaned over and started grinding against its usb port
Hackmud.com/forums what are you doing? - hackmud
I wunt to feel ur usb 3.0 type C port - hackmud.com/forums
I guess I'm not really doing anything else, good luck up there - hackmud
So hackmud.com/forums continued putting its hands on hackmud's schling schlong wibbly wing wong and hackmud was getting very charged
I've got something I need to tell you before we go any further hackmud.com/forums - hackmud
Do u have crusty usb ports hackmud? I don't mind if u do - hackmud.com/forums
Well yes I have got excessively crusty usb ports but that's not what I have to tell you, although now that I think about it I also have drooping ethernet cables from lots of unprotected casual internet usage - hackmud
What I actually need to tell you is that I used to be a packbot. This usb port is actually medically reconstructed from a battery - hackmud
Its why I've been so shy around you all these years hackmud.com/forums. I love you. I've always loved you. Since the moment I met you in that cheese weed and falafal fuelled rock dream of sconn's - hackmud
I love your barely literate typing, the way your serial ports glisten in the artificial moonlight, the smell of tobacco in your chassis in the mornings when you don't clean your exterior due to lack of articulating appendages - hackmud
It ok i luv u 2 now lets fuk - hackmud.com/forums
So hackmud put his dongleblongle in hackmud.com/forums's extension port
It was ok. Although they were potentially just two individuals, their love could guide them through any problems unless the sun was shining directly into their target finder
Suddenly a third antennae came groping in the darkness
It was their friend hackmud.com/chat!
Oh hello hackmud.com/chat, I thought you were broken? - hackmud
hackmud.com/chat was for chatting
not anymore i saw you folks and i thought hey i gotta get me into that that looks like something that hackmud.com/chat would like so i got to do this for me myself right now - hackmud.com/chat
hackmud.com/chat started touching hackmud.com/forums's thunderbolt cable suggestively, and then did even worse things to it if you catch my drift
I'd love to give a more detailed description so lets just say that if I had filmed it (which I did), theresa may would make it illegal so fast her head would spin
Its not known as the rule of 3 for nothing
Suddenly in the midst of this the lighting cut back on suddenly
Not only were there 3 interactive experiences in the room that were having sexy sexy robot on robot action, it was in fact everyone in the room that had their excessive multitude of accessory appendages out in the clear
My goodness this truly is something to behold - hackmud
Yis yiff yiff I love this heheheh - hackmud.com/forums
aww yeah gunna get me some bits - hackmud.com/chat
Any chance you interactive experiences could move under the light? - Entirely robot audience
kkls - hackmud.com/forums. And then hackmud.com/chat and also hackmud.com/forums and also hackmud did whatever it is that robots do at the end of hardcore robot action, and also the entire crowd did that to hackmud as well
It was at that moment that hackmud realised that it was truly real. This is where the decline in christian morals had taken it. It was a product of Sean (as is this, this is your fault sean put more rules on the forums)
For once, forever, hackmud was at peace. Also it voted for mallory
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